YOUR NAME

(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?: Samantha
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Samuel
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?: No
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?: I don't really know
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?: Blas-berg
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?: No, but I'd probably make it easier to say, because for some reason people don't understand the fact that my last name is phonetic. Bl-as-ba-lg. I think it's the lg. Seriously though, there's no "r" in Blasbalg.


DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS

(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: Not at all.
(8) Do you think God has a gender?: No
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?: Yes
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?: Not really
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?: Nowhere. Seriously.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?: No, just cynical.


HUMOR

(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?: Incredibly
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?: The most? Oh I have no idea... anyone I spend time with, haha.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?: Not usually
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?: Not usually
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?: Heh... cumdumpster...
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?: No idea


MUSIC

(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?: Not really
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?: Most hip hop...
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?: None
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?: Show tunes, they're so addicting
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?: No idea
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?: HAHAHAHAHA, I would never
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?: Something he wrote


MOVIES

(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?: Revenge of the Sith, hehe
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?: NO, FUCK NO, ESB IS MUCH BETTER THAN ANH
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?: Chewbacca, Han Solo, Boba Fett, Jaina, the list goes on
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?: OT Star Wars.. haha
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?: Star Trek :p


FOOD

(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?: Taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?: I like lots of different cheese, hehe
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?: Nothing?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?: Yes
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?: Nope *munches veal*


COMPUTERS

(36) Mac or PC?: PC, Macs are the devil
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?: A lot, actually
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?: Not really
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?: Not really
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?: Heh, no


THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES

(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?: Maybe for like a day, or something
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?: They're really snuggly, even the skinny ones, hehe.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?: They're all lying cheating scumbags. Well, almost all.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?: How they can LIVE with themselves.


CELEBRITIES

(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?: *stupid grin* Yup...
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?: Johnny Depp
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?: I was told I look like Liv Tyler in LotR more than once by different people
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?: No one, I wouldn't want there to be a movie about me
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?: No...
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?: George Lucas
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?: No


NUMBERS

(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?: Nope
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?: Nope
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?: Yup
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?: Yup
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?: *rolls eyes*
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?: Yes
(58) Are there too many numbers floating around in our lives?: No
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?: No
(60) What do you think of pi?: Fucked up movie, man


LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT

(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?: Heh no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: Frustrated
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?: Getting to know them
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?: Yes...
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: Not at all
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?: Undecided.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Yeah
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?: No, heh.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?: *shrug*
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?: .. How was it a coincidence at all?


POSSESSIONS

(71) What is your favorite possession?: My computer *snuggles it*
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?: A laptop
(73) How badly do you want it?: Not that bad
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?: No
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?: Har har


HOLIDAYS

(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?: Yes
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?: 21
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?: I've had many
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?: I dunno
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?: Passover
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August - what should be put there?: My birthday


MEMORIES

(82) How good is your short-term memory?: Very good
(83) How good is your long-term memory?: Very good
(84) What is your earliest memory?: Spilling all the Cheerios on the floor of my kitchen
(85) What is your happiest memory?: No idea
(86) What is your strangest memory?: No idea
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?: None, I have memorized all the ones I want right now, hehe
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?: Any happy/sappy one
(89) What book makes/made you cry?: Star Wars books where prominent characters die (ie Vector Prime)
(90) What song makes/made you cry?: And So It Goes can, depending on my mood
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?: Most funny jokes? I guess?


I hate the color pink
I spend too much money
I’ve been in a school play before
I can play an instrument
I’ve taken Italian in school
I can speak at least one other language pretty good
I took Spanish and can’t remember any of it
I play paintball
I have more than one video game system
I have a job working in fast food
The rain is a perfect description of my soul
I have a table in my room
I’d rather color with crayon than colored pencils
I write on my arms and hands
I have a garden
I’ve been in a fight before
The used first CD was better
I’m short, but that’s okay
The world should have just one language
Spider-man2 was awesome, better than the first
Spiders are creepy
I’m still waiting for certain cartoons to arrive on DVD boxsets
Nickelodeon was better in the early 90’s
It’s sad to see what kids have to watch today.
I’ve dialed 911 before
I’ve saved someone’s life before
My first name is five letters long
My last name is seven letters long
I’m going to be in college for at least four years
I’ve never had a Boyfriend/Girlfriend before
I know how to drive a motorcycle or four-wheeler
I’ve gotten lost in the woods before
I hate math with a passion
Hot Topic is awesome
I am against online dating, it’s not real
I have no idea what my major will be
I love the song, “Time of your life/good riddance”
I’m going to Green Day’s concert in Chicago
I have more guy friends
I know someone who has more than eight brothers or sisters
The walls in my house are a color other than white
I’m overly obsessed with another country, namely Japan
I STILL have Pokemon cards lying around
Save our planet, don’t vote for Bush
My school year has been very funny and very random
I don’t know what the principal’s office looks like because I’ve never been there
I’d die for all my friends
My hair is long
I have a broken appliance somewhere in my home
I still have my Barbies from when I was a kid
I’m still friends with one of my childhood friends
I can draw pretty well
I attend church nearly every Sunday
I know someone with at least six siblings
I don’t collect Beanie Babies anymore
I wish I had a time machine
I wish I could play guitar
I’ve been struck by lightening before
I’ve been to Europe
I can name every president in order
I’ve never been stung by a bee before
I’ve laughed so hard this week my stomach hurt
A fire ant has bitten me
I have red/orange hair
I wear contacts

1. I love Summer.
2. I love flip-flops.
3. I shop at Hollister.
4. I am not a virgin.
5. I am a virgin.
6. I love the OC.
7. I love One Tree Hill.
8. I enjoy acoustic music.
9. Ingram Hill is sex.
10. Dashboard Confessional is sex.
11. Both of the bands you just named are fags.
12. Music is something I need.
13. Sports are fun.
14. I feel like going shopping.
15. Abercromie is my favorite store.
16. I hate preps.
17. I am a prep.
18. I think Green Day has turned mainstream and I hate their new stuff.
19. I think it's funny that Blink 182 is done.
20. My best friend is a girl.
21. My best friend is a boy.
22. I have a boyfriend.
23. I have a girlfriend.
24. Sleeping is my favorite thing to do.
25. I'm eating right now.
26. The Notebook is my favorite movie.
27. The color pink is sex.
28. Paris Hilton is my idol.
30. I have given/recieved oral sex.
31. I'm bored as hell.
32. School is fun.
33. I'm online right now but no one is talking.
34. I dont know what I'm doing tonight.
35. I've gotten drunk in the past month.
36. Drugs are gross.
37. I hate drama, even though I cause a lot of it.
38. I've been used.
39. I've been cheated on.
40. I've cheated on someone.
50. I've used someone.


:x:lasts:x:
movie watched:x:: Constantine on the plane, I think
book read:x:: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
time you cried:x:: No idea
time you brushed your hair:x:: This morning
time you felt love:x:: A while
word said out loud:x:: Okay
time you were sick:x:: During Anne Frank
email you wrote:x:: I just emailed John
magazine you read:x:: No idea
song you heard:x:: Building a Religion, Cake
cd you listened to:x:: Wicked soundtrack
assignment you did:x:: Probably my exam for my class in Greece
time you were excited:x:: Heh..
time you laughed:x:: Just now, at that last question
person you talked to:x:: My mother
play/concert you saw:x:: One Act Festival / Jimmy Buffett
person you kissed:x:: Jon
person who kissed you:x:: Jon

:x:have you ever:x:
drank:x:: Yes indeed
done drugs:x:: Not unless I was sick
had sex:x:: Nope
had a sexual experience (doesn't have to be actual sex):x:: *grin* Well yes
cried because of someone of the same sex:x:: Yes
cried because of someone of the opposite sex:x:: Yes
kissed someone of the opposite sex:x:: Yes
kissed someone of the same sex:x:: Yes
had a huge crush on someone:x:: Yes
had a boyfriend:x:: Yes
how about a lover:x:: Yeah?

:x:do you:x:
like long surveys:x:: Yeah
like surveys at all:x:: Yeah
like love:x:: Yes, when it's returned...
eat too much:x:: Nah

:x:are you:x:
a happy person:x:: Yes
a nice person:x:: Usually
happy with how you look:x:: Sometimes

:x:random:x:
do you especially like darkness:x:: Not when I'm alone
do you go to school dances:x:: Do I go to what? Hah
do you like them:x:: No
what do you want to be when you grow up:x:: Successful
are vampires very dear to your heart:x:: Eh?
how about monkeys:x:: Awwww so cuuuute
do you have pets:x:: Yep
brothers:x:: Yep
sisters:x:: No
are you parents together:x:: Yes
or are they divorced:x:: No

do you like someone:x:: No
do they know:x::
do they like you:x::
will you love them until your dying day:x::
does love lift you up where you belong:x:: When it's returned
would you ever kill someone for love:x:: No
if you could kill one person who would it be:x:: No one
do you like reality tv:x:: Not at all
would you buy a cd for just one song:x:: Nah
could you be lovers? is that a fact:x:: ..
do you know that question 61 62 and 67 are all from moulin rouge:x:: Yes
do you have a screen name:x:: Yep
is it dumb:x:: No, it's witty
do you have friends:x:: Yes
have you ever been in love:x:: Yes

:x:favorites:x:
book:x:: Ender's Game
movie:x:: Star Wars
color:x:: Orange
animal:x:: Cormorant
word:x:: connyption
food:x:: No idea
drink:x:: Dr Pepper
song:x:: And So It Goes
lyric:x:: And I would choose to be with you, that's if the choice were mine to make, so I would share this room with you, and you can have this heart to break
quote:x:: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." - Hermione Granger
place to be kissed:x:: Lips, neck, very cliche I know
place to be:x:: The ocean
part of your room:x:: My bed...or in front of my computer
thing in the world:x:: No idea

:x:actors/actresses/movies:x:
do you like jennifer anniston:x:: No
brad pitt:x:: Yes
jonny depp:x:: Yes
orlando bloom:x:: No
courtney cox:x:: No
lindsey lohan:x:: No
hillary duff:x:: No
moulin rouge:x:: Yes
a walk to remember:x:: No
10 things i hate about you:x:: No

Honestly, when was the last time you wet the bed: Long time ago
Did you ever have a dream of becoming famous: No
Favorite nut butter: Eh
Disgusting cereal: Oreo O's... I love that shit
You usually paint your nails: Nah
How many people online right now: A lot
Ever had the Harry Potter jelly beans: Yeah!
Mom's first job: No idea!
Best movie remake: The Parent Trap remake w/Lindsay Lohan...don't judge! <-- That is a good one...
Best book-turned-movie: Ehh, I dunno
Do you work: Yes
Best mint: Dinner mints!
How about gum: Orbit
Worst pop: Eh?
Is it pop or soda: Soda, fuckers
Pop of choice: Diet Dr. Pepper
Ever use Pepto Bismol: No
Ever use a public restroom for the opposite sex: Yeah, in Greece, haha
First pet: Hazel
Would you ever get a rat: No
What razor do you use: Pink Venus
And deoderant: Mitchum
Age you started shaving: No idea... 12 maybe, I was lazy
Ever been humped by an animal: No
Ever try pet food: Not on purpose
Do you like musicals: YES.
How long have you had the screen name your currently using: Not very long... my old one broke
Ever been so scared you wet yourself: No

Mrrr. I'm a horrible person.